Check this out people. This Boy wants to know what women think….

Trust me, only men can ask such questions…but well, can’t blame them, sometimes they really have trouble figuring women out! The questions are not very bright, in fact not bright at all, but nevertheless, we will help! 22 questions answered -

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?

Depends on how good it was and who was doing it , eh?

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?

Depends on how regularly one wears them! And by the way, why are women being asked this specifically, go ask men who wear thongs!

3. Does it hurt?

Not if you know how to wear them…

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?

Of course I do! I ain’t a drama queen for nothin’!

5. Does size really matter?

No, it doesn’t. There, you can breathe now.

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?

With or without a bill, I am a feminist. On a date its even stevens, between friends it doesn’t matter who pays!

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?

I don’t.

8. Do you watch porn, too?

I like reading it better.

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?

No. Actually, depends on what you’re getting me.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?

Nope. Sorry to disappoint you, but there isn’t much to figure out in men, they’re pretty similar so if you know one, you know them all

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?

Because sometimes I do look fat. Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me something?

12. Why are you always late?

See answer 7 dodo! I AM NOT!

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?

Totally. Except when I am not looking.

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?

Err.. no. I couldn’t live with the guilt of spraying all over the walls and the toilet seat

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?

They do? Why do so many men bald after they get married?

16. How often do you think about sex?

As often as the thought arrives, why? Is it any different for men?

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?

Nothing! What should I be thinking about women who sleep or don’t sleep with guys on the first or nth date?

18. Would you?

Depends. Is this moron actually exepcting a general answer for everything??? 

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?

Yeah, its hardly a secret.

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?

Becasue we are like your mothers you see.

21. Does it matter what car I drive?

Not to me, nope. As long as it serves the purpose.

22. Do you ever fart?

Of course not. I am an alien. Besides, its a man’s prerogative, isn’t it?

Idiot!

PS: Full on time pass. Not to be taken seriously. But, ladies, take it up as a tag, could be fun

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