Posted by: chandni | August 8, 2007

Finding Bombay…

What: Finding Bombay in Delhi!

Where: Andhra Bhavan, Delhi

When: A couple of weeks back…

The Boy and I decided to be adventerous and headed to Andhra Bhavan for a nice Sunday Lunch. Have been there a few times but never before on a Sunday, when, we’re told awesome biryani is served!

So there we were, metres away from the entrance because there were just too many people! If you have lived in Bombay, think 8 baje waali Churchgate- Borivilli. You get the picture. Somehow the Boy struggled in and got us what were the tokens with our number on it.

What? We have to get a table by number?!? I mumbled.( strange how you don’t notice these systems when the place is relatively less crowded, on a weekday)

The going number then was 110 or so and ours was 238. Great. Just great.

mail.jpgBut you have to give it to them, the numbers move swiftly and you are served almost as soon as you order! Anyways, so there we were, the two of us, looking out for a table ( if you’re lesser in number, you sometimes get a table quicker).

The amount of elbow room and the stink of sweat really reminded me of the local train in rush hour Bombay ( and I don’t mean that in a romantic way!) but somehow the aroma of good food beckoned and we held on.

Suddenly, I felt a hand across my neck ( like guys stand together while geting pictures taken?) and to my horror I realised that, this dark hairy hand wasn’t the Boy’s! Some Man just decided to use me as an armrest I think. Because he didn’t just brush across, he put his arm around me and kept it there!

I shrieked and he jumped both at the same time. Given the situation, nerves were frayed and tempers were running high, I started blasting him. So did the Boy. The man kept looking, from me to him and back and then mumbled “sorry”.

Before we could give a break to the whole Jhaad we were giving him, he says “show offs” ( just because we were talking in English!)  which deeply angered the Boy who threatened him with a broken nose or something. Oblivious to the people gathered around us, and to add my two bits I said “Is this the way to touch a woman”? ( Don’t ask me, I have no idea where that came from).

Nothing more exciting there, he finally turned around and left after another “sorry” which was more of a grunt… and we finally found a table. Once the Boy and I had calmed down, he finally asked “So what is the right way to touch a woman?” And we both burst out laughing!

We took this photo right there because I thought I must blog about it. And trust me, it was  closing time then, hence people are much lesser than say, an hour back!

But hell, the food is amazing, and I am all set to face another ride on the Local!

Responses

no chandni, that’s not the way to touch a woman. not at all:-)))))))))

Ha! Now i want some biryani…

*time to go visit indian resturant in city*

phew :-”

@Zypsy: Grrrrrrrrr! Btw am comin to bangalore very soon :)

@Dhody: hmm…I hear ya, mate! Been there, done that :)

@Ashish: :)

This IS funny :) Yeah some people are like that…in Mumbai and Delhi one gets labelled ’show off’ but in Bangalore you can get away with slandering a perpetrator in english… small mercy? :)

I can say this much - The Girl know the answer to that question! :D

Long time since i’ve commented here… but Andhra bhawan took me back to the hostel days! Now i so want to go there! Best food, nest prices and mighty service.

btw, were you able to get Biryani???

I still havent ever eaten at Andhra Bhavan :(

I want to go there now :)

What is about crowded places that guys act like that. But still, hope it didn’t spoil the food experience.

I’m hungry now lol.

“Is this the way to touch a woman”
ROFL! No, absolutely not. It looks like I have to start a school in Delhi for that :)

@Dreamcatcher: Ya….I know! And I didn’t even realise we were talking in English! :)

@Broom: Hmmm..Smart Girl! :D

@Aakash: You bet! you think I would have ever left without it?? ;)

@Szerelem: Oh no! That’s terrible! Ok, when u’re in Delhi next, I’ll take you there :)

@Kaylee: :) Its worth it!

@Silvara: I know! But with people like me, nothing can spoil the food experience :D

@Twisted DNA: Grrrrrrr :)

The food is so good there- certainly makes up for the rush-hour railway station ambience.
My first visit was definitely a culture shock, though.

hahhaaaa….this was funny!!! And mumbai local trains are scary, especaily the ladies compartment, these women are on perputually on war for the seats..

180cm, 95kgs and a mean looking face do count for something as proven by this incident :D

@dipali: I can imagine! But its totally worth it, no?

@Childwoman: Yeah..once a fisherwoman threatened me with water from her basket :D

@Boy: Shoo! Go away :)

I miss Delhi though :)

dude!! i love andhra bhawan! i swear.. i love eating early dinners there and then just sitting outside for a smoke. delicious. :)

Yes definitely :D
But I do not eeven know when I will be in Delhi next :(
homesick.

Weekdays, late lunch. That’s when it’s good.

The things one goes thru to eat some great food eh?
stink of sweat really

La Pasina? Don’t need to bottle that one. :)

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How was the biryani and what type did you have?

@gutterspace: I will gladly change places!

@blow: I can so underatnd..it rocks!

@Szerelem: arrey don’t worry! Someday…

@AQC: True…

@Karmicjay: :D

@Planethalder: There’s a standard chicken biryani available only on Sunday..on weekdays you won’t get it

lol, seriously, the food’s that good?! :)

Your gaffe was totally worth it :D

used to live there when i was younger (where did that come from!!?)and more food driven. now i cant stand the rush and the OA is almost always too hungry to wait there so its part of the past.

:) very funny. The kind of things we say when we are angry. I remember this fight we had at a petrol pump and my friend went on about “aap ke ghar mein beti nahi hai kya, mein aap ki beti ki umar k hoon” … we laughed our heads of latter for this absolutey unrelated jhad but then she was angry.

I still don’t understand a little bit. How did you find Bombay there!

My reasons:
1. If its the 8am Churchgate-Borivili local, I dare think any woman would be in the general compartment.

2. I felt a hand across my neck
Doesn’t happen on local trains. Hands are up high in the air holding on to the precious lunch/office bag/purse

3.I started blasting him. So did the Boy. The man kept looking, from me to him and back and then mumbled “sorry”.
Totally unreal! He was able to look. I dare think you can do 8 baje ki local train.

4. No one in the crowd said, “Abhi shaant ho jaao madam!” and then muttered under their breath, Alibag se aa jate hai log (looking at the Boy), ladheez ke saath itne gardi mein!

@Rads: glad you enjoyed it :)

@Madmomma: I can imagine…..the Boy is also quite impatient and the heat doesn’t help!

@Sunita: Aha! we’ve all said those kinds, haven’t we? “ghar mein ma behen nahi hai kya?”

@Shadowypilgrim: I know what you mean..but my reference to bombay was precisely because of the gardi and nothing else!

ROTFL ROTFL … the right way to touch a woman indeed! :) Ive put up the link to this post as a sep post on my blog .. its TOO funny for anyone to miss!

I was just kidding!

umm..no, that is not the way to touch a woman you don’t know.. actually, thats not even the way to touch a woman you DO know *wink*

ha ha ha… I know of the rush in Andhra Bhavan on Sundays! :P We Andhrites flock tht place like anything on any given occasion.

Waise, coming to South Indian style Biryani, I guess u shud chk out Tamilnadu Bhavan (Opp Chanakya Theatre) and Ananth’s Andhra Restaurant, Nr. Indian Oil Building, Hauz Khas as easier alternatives to Andhra Bhavan! :D

wait, what does this have to do with Andhra Bhavan, or did i miss the connection?

Oh you must try the Virar Fast local. Its worse than the C-B affair at 8 am. So packed, you dont know if that trickle you feel down your neck is your sweat or sweat from one of the people around you!

You’ve excited my taste buds- will andhrabhavan when i visit Dilli next.

hahaha…”what is the right way to touch a woman?”

priceless…!

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